August 2, 2012

honest toddler

oh my holy hot dogs have i got a treat for you!
have you guys heard of honest toddler?
i'm following them on twitter and can i just say HI-larious!
their tweets sound like words straight from the mouths of babes!

some of my personal favs:
-mama did her hair. it was so pretty i had to touch it. didn't realize i had jam on my fingers.
-toddler tip: bedtime? DO NOT GO QUIETLY. RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT.
-imma lay low for a little while. going to the kitchen to squeeze some bananas.
-they need to choose. teeth or hair. we're not going to brush both daily.
-not even noon and mama is fading. extended blinks. wake up, lady. we've got 6 hours to go. yay!!! :)
-just ran into a wall. when did we get that?
-daddy free styled a story. didn't make a lick of sense.
-kitchen floor just slapped me in the face OMG! :(
-that was weird. daddy's sunglasses just exploded themselves in my hand.
-my mom is pretending that her hair is just "wind blown". explain the clothes then. did you or did you not wake up in that dress?
-one year old at the park goes down the slide alone. and the crowd goes wild!

follow on twitter here for some good momma laughs!

7 comments:

  1. haha! so funny! I am going to have to follow now!~

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  2. um, THANK YOU! I am in love with the honest toddler! My husband just doesn't get it...but he will. Our toddler is on her way ;)

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  3. I know! I can't get enough....SO hilarious!

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  4. oh my !! I love the hair and teeth one!!!

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  5. I have been following Honest Toddler for a while, always gives me a good laugh!

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  6. Haha, these are hystericall!! Thanks for the recommendation x

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